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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 00:10

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
What is your review of "Regent", episode 5 of Season 2 House of the Dragon?
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Still no good
Kennedy’s HHS sent Congress ‘junk science’ to defend vaccine changes, experts say - CNN
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
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How do I overcome attachment issues?
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?
Everyone loved it.
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How did my ex move on very fast?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Dinosaur Fossils Unlock Clues to Cancer’s Ancient Origins - SciTechDaily
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.