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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 00:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

What is your review of "Regent", episode 5 of Season 2 House of the Dragon?

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

While wearing high heels and walking heel to toe, when the toe box hit the floor there is a noise. How do I keep the noise just for the heel?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Still no good

Kennedy’s HHS sent Congress ‘junk science’ to defend vaccine changes, experts say - CNN

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

How do I overcome attachment issues?

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?

Everyone loved it.

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How did my ex move on very fast?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Why is sin so sweet?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Dinosaur Fossils Unlock Clues to Cancer’s Ancient Origins - SciTechDaily

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.